PALO ALTO, CA –Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook will be shut down in March. Managing the site has become too stressful.
“Facebook has gotten out of control,” said Zuckerberg in a press conference outside his Palo Alto office, “and the stress of managing this company has ruined my life. I need to put an end to all the madness.”
Zuckerberg went on to explain that starting March 15th, users will no longer be able to access their Facebook accounts.
Zuckerberg said that the decision to
“I personally don’t think it’s a big deal,” he said in a private phone interview. “And to be honest, I think it’s for the better. Without Facebook, people will have to go outside and make real friends. That’s always a good thing.”
Some Facebook users were furious upon hearing the shocking news.
“What am I going to do without Facebook?” said Denise Bradshaw, a high school student from Indiana. “My life revolves around it. I’m on Facebook at least 10 hours a day. Now what am I going to do with all that free time?”
However, parents across the country have been experiencing a long anticipated sense of relief.
Those in the financial circuit are criticizing Zuckerberg for walking away from a multibillion dollar franchise. Facebook is currently ranked as one of the wealthiest businesses in the world, with economists estimating its value at around 7.9 billion.
But Zuckerberg remains unruffled by these accusations. He says he will stand by his decision to give Facebook the axe.
“I don’t care about the money,” said Zuckerberg. “I just want my old life back.”
The Facebook Corporation suggests that users remove all of their personal information from the website before
ada sik bca nok atas yarrr ?huishhh -.-' aku nang terkejut gila babi lekak dengar yarr .
ku alu nangis dengar berita yarrr .huhuhu ;( sedihh ku doe .aku gk sayau gegilak an fb
akuw tuk ,aku sik sanggup tinggalkan fb aku tuk oii *paloi da jawk bunyi* hahah .ishhhh
sekpa lah ,at least dakny ada merik peluang nk ,nsib ada beberapa bulan gk .mun bulan
jadi kohhh .hmmm ,ne gaya nak polah .dh dakny ngenjet ilak mok shutdown fb tukk .
sabar jak lah gik :'( sekpat aku mok on9 gik lak ,sekpat lak aku carik kawang2 baru lak
sekpat lah aku mok upload2 gik pics paloi aku yrrr ,sekpat lah aku mok wall2 gn kawang
aku gk lak ,sekpat lah aku mok comment2 and likes2 pics kawang-kawang aku lak ,sekpat
lah aku mok add2 org gk lak ,sekpat lah aku mok chat2 gn org lak .semuanya sekpat2
pa jawk ka? -.-' mesti aku boring lak ,pa jak lah mok dpolah lak ouh .men game ? huish
B-o-r-i-n-g dohh .apa lah ouh ? alu meran hidup aku lak oi :( ampey jwk bunyi aku yrrr
astagerrrrr~ banyak na org mok tinggalkan aku eyh . 'oi ,ktkurg sik sayang gn aku gk ka?
huhuhuhu :'( ' adoyaiiiiiiiiiii
*CRYING* stoppp! dahhh2~ aku mok OFF lok ,sekda mood
mok crta2 panjang2 .k ,bye .TC! FULLSTOP! tatatitittutu
before that aku ada last words ctukk .
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